Lady GaGa Is One Ugly Dude Posing As Male Alter Ego Jo Calderone


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Recognize the ugly dude with the shiny T-zone above? It's none other than Lady Gaga as a man in the September issue of Vogue Hommes Japan. Obviously, she make a more convincing man than she does a woman. They say this is her male alter-ego, "Jo Calderone." And now I am starting to wonder if she's been a man this whole time. There is currently a debate as to whether or not this is in fact Lady Gaga in drag for the shoot in the upcoming magazine. If it is, she is posing under the pseudonym "Jo Calderone." So controversial! A few are skeptical that Calderone really is GaGa, but the evidence is mounting. I swear this isn't a joke. So convincing that people really think it is a man posing in these photos. She is more believable as a man. She should stick to it and grow a penis (again). And that nose is more acceptable on a man, but still very very large. The Daily Mail report:

Lady Gaga seems to have managed to pull another fashion surprise by posing as a man.

A series of photographs [taken by renowned photographer Nick Knight] show the singer dressed in suits with her normally platinum hair gelled up in a dark quiff.

[Gaga's regular stylist Nicola Formichetti] posted the images on her blog, but mysteriously lists the model’s name as ‘Jo Calderone.’

Perhaps the pictures are Gaga’s idea of poking fun at rumors that she is a hermaphrodite.

‘I love the rumor that I have a penis. I’m fascinated by it,’ she said in a recent TV interview.

Well, dressing up like a man will definitely show all those haters just how wrong they are about her being a hermaphrodite. I think its a testament to how ugly she looks as a woman that she is actually so ugly as a man. As a woman she is like a less drug filled version of Amy Winehouse. Ugh... As ugly as she is as a woman, she is twice as bad as a man. She should have an alter ego as Joe Camel because thats who she looks like. I would like to see what would happen if the boy version of Lady Gaga tried to get into the Yankees' clubhouse as a random dude. I would pay to see the Yankees kick this dude's ass! Click on pictures to enlarge.


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Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (born March 28, 1986 in Yonkers, New York, United States), who performs under the stage name Lady Gaga, is an American singer, songwriter and musician. She began her career as a songwriter for established artists, including Fergie, Pussycat Dolls, Britney Spears and New Kids on the Block, as well as American singer and producer Akon. After Akon recognized that Gaga also had vocal talent, he signed her to a joint deal with his own label, Kon Live Distribution, and then she started to work on her own new material for her debut album.

Gaga released her debut album The Fame in 2008, which she explained was "about how anyone can feel famous". To date, the album has spawned the international number one hit singles "Just Dance" (nominated for Best Dance Recording at the 51st Grammy Awards) and "Poker Face". Gaga has been influenced by glam rockers such as David Bowie and Queen. www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com

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Katy Perry Is Topless With Her Huge Boobs In Esquire


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Here is Katy Perry posing topless for next month issue of the UK edition of Esquire. She has been photoshopped to look longer and thinner here which I think make her rack look even bigger. She look to be about 9 feet tall. Obviously been stretched in this pic. But why? She is fine as she is if you could her her to move her hands. Fuckin mags and their Photoshop happy editors. Katy Perry wants to be more grown up now that she is 25 years old. Add that to the fact that her second album, Teenage Dream, will hit stores in August and you have a recipe for some interesting attention whoring publicity stunts. She is raising awareness for her new album by posing topless, modesty in tact, and chest flaunting. Speaking of which...are her boobs a little bit airbrushed, modified with a surgery or just naturally bigger? They made her look skinner but her boobs look awesomely even more massive than what you would expect from that.

Katy Perry is annoying as hell and her music is terrible but she is photogenic and she as DD breasts so she is really famous. And now she is on the cover of the August issue of Esquire because of it. Or should I say because of them? She is a talentless attention whore who can't sing or go five minutes without being fucking annoying, so it's a good thing she has huge tits. Huge tits make anything better or at the very least slightly more tolerable. Yeah this chick's music is so good she doesn't feel the need to prop up her tits 24/7….oh wait…nevermind. Face it, people are not talking about how good her singing is but how big her tits are. I don't know why everyone's making such a fuss about Katy Perry topless in a magazine. It seems like the next logical step for her.

Anyway, headlines about this cover pic said Katy would be topless on ESQ but they should read – Katy Perry "covering up her tits" for Esquire. Because topless, but with boobs covered is pretty much the same as "not topless." On the other hand, one step forward. We ease her into this. First this. Then a hint of areola. Then a nip. Then full vag. And then a double penetration, orgy. She already know the only reason she is still relevant is her juice titties. And by posing with only her hands cover her boobs she is milking them for all they are worth. Click on pictures to enlarge.


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Katy Perry (born Kathryn Elizabeth Hudson on October 25, 1984 in Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara County, California, U.S.A.) is an American singer-songwriter. She has risen to prominence with her 2008 single "I Kissed a Girl" which has become a worldwide hit topping the charts in more than 20 countries, including the United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Australia and Ireland. In the United States, the song is also noted for being the 1000th chart-topper of the Rock Era. Katy has stated in the press that it's thanks to successful British singer-songwriters Amy winehouse and Lily Allen that America has been introduced to "great music". Perry has a contralto vocal range. www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com


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Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures From Movie Set In Monaco


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Here are some candid shots of Disney teen queen, Selena Gomez rocking a skimpy blue bikini in Monte Carlo while filming her new movie. First thought: Wow, are those things real? Second thought: those are definitely new and paid for with Disney money. Third thought: what is those 17 year-old tits are natural Mexican goodness? Okay, so this chick is illegal ass in the states thus we must be very careful here. The uncomfortably attractive minor Selena Gomez was in Monaco Friday filming the movie "Monte Carlo," playing a role that was originally intended for Nicole Kidman, in what I assume to have been some kind of clerical error. Because I have no clue what an underage Hispanic girl have in common with an over-the-hill Australian woman that would make them interchangeable in a movie role. But who am I to try to make sense of what Hollywood is putting out these days.

Selena Gomez is likable because she seem a whole lot less skanky than rival teen queen Miley Cyrus. Anyway, to reiterate, Selena is only 17 year-old. I like butts and boobs and bikinis and hot women, all of which we cannot talk about in relation to Selena Gomez until July 22nd, when the gloves, and hopefully much more, come off. I will leave out all the feature commentary for when she turns 18 and when such commentary doesn't have incriminating stipulations. She is turning eighteen in twenty-two days, so until then turn away or think of something wholesome things while you look at these bikini candids. By the way, here is an interesting fact not related to Selena. The age of legal consent in Monaco is 15. LOL... Yeah, I know! Those crazy Europeans you just got to love em... Click on pictures to enlarge.

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Selena Marie Gomez (born July 22, 1992 in Grand Prairie, Texas,
United States) is an American actress and singer best known for her portrayal of Alex Russo on the Emmy Award winning Disney Channel Original Series, Wizards of Waverly Place. She has starred in the television movies, Another Cinderella Story and Princess Protection Program.

Before Disney, she had one of the kid roles on Barney & Friends. In 2008, she signed a record deal with Hollywood Records and contributed to the Tinker Bell, Another Cinderella Story and Wizards of Waverly Place soundtracks. Her band, Selena Gomez & the Scene, released their debut studio album Kiss & Tell on September 29, 2009, which was certified Gold by RIAA on March 5, 2010.
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