Steve Jobs May Only Have Six Weeks To Live


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The tech world runs on rumors. And it is rumored that Apple CEO Steve Jobs has "six weeks to live" and was allegedly photographed entering the Stanford Cancer Center in Palo Alto, Calif., according to the tabloid National Enquirer. The photos published by the tabloid showed a frail and thin man that closely resembles Jobs, although the person’s identity is not confirmed. Jobs who took medical leave in January, had said in an email to employees, "At my request, the board of directors has granted me a medical leave of absence so I can focus on my health." "I will continue as CEO and be involved in major strategic decisions for the company."

Jobs has had cancer in the past, and he is currently on medical leave from Apple, so it is possible that his cancer has come back. In 2004, the computer genius had surgery for pancreatic cancer while in 2009, he had a liver transplant. However, his current health condition cannot be confirmed. But the rumor is co-founder and CEO of Apple, Steve Jobs, reportedly might be dead by summer. Proving once again that pancreatic cancer just doesn't give a fuck who you are, how smart you maybe or how important everyone think you are to one of the world's largest corporation. National Enquirer reports:
Shocking photos obtained exclusively by The ENQUIRER show the 56-year-old cancer-stricken computer genius has become rail-thin and heartbreakingly weak in recent days despite putting up a tremendously courageous battle.

Since the print edition of the new issue of The ENQUIRER containing this blockbuster story began hitting newsstands on Wednesday in New York, media outlets worldwide have reported our story - and some websites have even attempted to rip off our exclusive photos!

For nearly seven years, the Apple co-founder has battled a rare form of pancreatic cancer - called a neuroendocrine tumor. It is a slower moving cancer than the type that killed actor Patrick Swayze in 2009 and actor Michael Landon in 1991.

Only about 4 percent of patients with any form of pancreatic cancer can live longer than five years.

Jobs has taken three medical leaves of absence from Apple and had a 2009 liver transplant after the cancer spread.

But after studying the new photos of the world-renowned entrepreneur - taken on February 8th in California - medical experts consulted by The ENQUIRER say it appears he's losing his battle
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Jobs was photographed outside the Stanford Cancer Center - the same place where Swayze was treated during his final days.

The heartrending photos show the terrible damage cancer has done to Jobs' 6-foot-2 frame - dropping his weight from a precancer 175 pounds to about 130 now.


The Enquirer also quoted two doctors who claimed that the technology genius only has six weeks to live and that he is "losing his battle" against cancer. Physician Dr Samuel Jacobson told the Enquirer that judging from the photos, he is "close to terminal" and the other doctor gave him only a few weeks. But these doctors have never personally met with Jobs and are making predictions completely based on the unverified photos. And in March 2008, the Enquirer reported that Patrick Swayze had five weeks to live. He died on September 14, 2009. So based on that, on one hand this six weeks thing might not be such bad news for Steve Jobs. On the other hand, I would give him two more years max. Some people might be starting to short the Apple stock now... Click on pictures to enlarge.

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Juan Rodriguez Is The Obama Streaker


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Back in August, British billionaire Alki David offered $1 million in cash to the first person who streaked in front of Obama with his website name written on his chest while shouting "Battlecam.com" six times. This offer was supposed to be a publicity stunt because no one would be stupid enough to do it, right? Well, Juan Rodriguez, 24, Staten Island man was arrested on Sunday for pulling off the stunt. Juan said his family really needed the money. Now Alki David is backing away slowly with his money. Alki says he has yet to confirm it. NYDailyNews report:

"It's still not confirmed," David, 42, told the Daily News on Monday. "Whether he was in earshot and eyesight of the President is what's being debated right now."

He said it was not clear if Obama even noticed Rodriguez dashing through the massive outdoor crowd in his birthday suit with the name of David's website, Battlecam.com, written on his chest.

In August, David promised $1 million cash to the first person who streaked in front of Obama with the website printed on his body and while shouting "Battlecam.com" six times.

"Apparently, there is a law in Pennsylvania where someone isn't able to profit from an illegal act," said David, citing another likely obstacle to Rodriguez collecting the jackpot.

In a video of the stunt David allowed The News to view, Rodriguez is seen in the buff, standing in the crowd about 20 yards in front and to the left of the podium where Obama was speaking.

The camera pans to Rodriguez, who has the website clearly printed on his chest. He shouts "Battlecam.com!" and takes off.

Obama is heard off-camera pointing out dignitaries in the crowd but never mentions the naked man.

The video shows two men in the crowd pinning Rodriguez to the ground.

Rodriguez was arraigned last night on charges of indecent exposure, public lewdness and disorderly conduct. He was released on a $10,000 bond.

He told reporters that his family needed the money and he believed he had done everything required to win it - and nothing inappropriate. "It's just the human body," he said.

Juan Rodriguez says he's still an Obama supporter. His motivation for participating in the gag was purely financial. But doesn't that kind of make the president look kinda bad by underscoring the whole economic crisis? Anyway, there is also a Pennsylvania law that says a person can't profit from an illegal act, a law Juan hopes to use. But Tasha Jamerson, spokesman for the DA Seth Williams, says the Son of Sam statute only applies to murder cases. And then there is the possible $1 million fine the judge might give Juan. Looks like the real winner here is Philadelphia because they really need that million dollar in Philadelphia. And another thing's for sure, it didn't make Juan look too good. Get a load of this poor lady trying not to get a load of his package. Click on pictures to enlarge.


Here is what Alki “I Sell Small Korean Children” David had to say:





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Duke Cum Dumpster Slut Karen Owen's Fuck List Thesis In Full Uncensored With Photos And Names


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Duke super-slut Karen Owen's fuck list, in senior thesis Powerpoint format, ranked 13 "subjects," including pictures, names, and full details of each sexual encounter. In other words, this chick has just admitted to the whole world to being a promiscuous slut…or, whatever the appropriate word is today. The presentation featured a series of detailed account of 13 fellow male Duke students that she bedded. Each detailed outline featured things such as a good physique or their behavior before and after the act, but points were subtracted for smaller packages and bad attitudes. Owen carefully detailed the information and compiled it into a Powerpoint presentation that she presented as a 'senior thesis.' She emailed the report to a few friends. Who emailed it to their friends. Who emailed to theirs. And soon the presentation was posted on the Internet and went viral.


Highlights include her account of leaving some dude's sheets bloody from having period sex and banging a dude in a SUV 5 minutes after banging another dude. Yes, the future is looking bright for this epic slut Karen Owen. Well, not really because no one in their right mind will hire after this incident. And no married woman without a open marriage would want to live in the same zip code as this slut. By the way, here is a photo of the Durham cum dumpster at the center of this university sex scandal with what appear to be another slut.

Karen Owen is the skank brunette on the left. Not to be confuse with the skank blonde friend on the right!

The Duke University alum who chronicled her last year of hookups and hoe shit in the form of a PowerPoint presentation that is spreading across the Internet like wildfire. The 2010 Duke graduate named Karen F. Owen, 22-year-old, sent her "unofficial senior thesis" as a PowerPoint file titled "An education beyond the classroom: Excelling in the Realm of Horizontal Academics" to three friends and did not intend for it to go further than that. But one of those friends forwarded it on and it went viral on the internet. Yes, one girlfriend forwarded it. "Fuck List" is the likely name of the original PPT file.

It is a quite involved ranking of the dozen or so sex partners that she had while she was in college (person A was hilarious, B was tiny, C was energetic ... etc.). The overall experience that she had with each of her partners is rated on a scale from 1 to 10. Yup, the 'Duke University Fuck List' is an in-depth ranking of the best and worst of Karen's alcohol-fueled sex life. "In my blackout state, still managed to crawl into bed with a Duke athlete," was one of the entries in the presentation. The whole thing seem to be done in revenge against the guys who treated her like the filthy whore she is. And she seems to unfairly penalize a few guys because she was having an off night herself. And one guy in particular was penalized for being Canadian. LOL...

The thesis is a 42-page PowerPoint presentation Karen Owen created as a mock senior thesis that will certainly cause a few embarrassments. One hook-up which stands out in particular is that of Boston Red Sox prospect Alex Hassan, whom she compares to "a beautifully wrapped Christmas present," that turns out to be "a single, practical pair of coarse, gray, wool socks." Karen, is of course, referring to Hassan's "size," as she does with every student-athlete described in her thesis. If the Red Sox doesn't sign him you know why... Yeah, so funny!

Since the list went viral, Owen has deleted all her social network accounts. When the news media reached Karen after the file made the national news, she stated that she never intended to spread the information on the net and she apologized to the people she had named in the "thesis." All of the men named were Duke athletes including lacrosse, baseball, tennis, etc. Keep in mind that the Duke Lacrosse team had a run-in with the national news media a while back when three team members were falsely accused of rape. All of the men are or were Duke athletes; five are on the lacrosse team.

She said "I regret it with all my heart. I would never intentionally hurt the people that are mentioned" in it. Anyway, her thesis begs a few questions: For one, when are the guys she slept with going to come out and rate her? Two, what is going to happen to her next? When she goes on job interviews will she embrace it? "Hi, I am Karen Owen. Yes, that Karen Owen." Let us predict her career path in this order: talk show appearances, Playboy spread, reality show: "Karen Owen's Thesis," leaked sex tape(s), failure of reality show, dark period in L.A., porn, Celebrity Rehab season 15.

Some have decided that perhaps the names of the men and photos are an invasion of their privacy, even if the young "lady" in question was the architect of their invasion, and redacted defining details in news reports. And now some people are having a hard time finding the uncensored/unedited presentation. So lets fix that problem...because Karen Owen is a hoe but the dudes were stupid enough to fall into her hoe trap. This can be a teachable moment for them to be careful where they stick their cocks in the future. And here is her presentation uncensored/unedited presentation with no further ado. Click on pictures to enlarge.


Som pics from her accounts before she deleted them.




From the cache of Ms Owen's LinkedIn (har har) profile, since deleted:

As a result of my experiences abroad, I would like to pursue a career in international health....
For experience:
Worked in the local community spreading HIV/AIDS information so as to challenge the stigma, discrimination and isolation attached to the disease
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researched correlations between feather color and aggressive behavior in female tree swallows using a spectrometer
Determined indicators of male quality in tree swallows through analysis of song patterns

and, inevitably,
Sports Information Assistant
Duke Dept. of Athletics
Recorded, organized, and evaluated individual and team statistical records for numerous athletic events


So there you have it: her interests include aggressive behavior in females, determining male quality, recording statistics on athletes, and helping people with sexually transmitted diseases feel like they're not alone. Plus something about swallows. There is obviously no way anybody could have seen this coming.



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